Similarly, the Catholic Church deems homosexual acts as “ intrinsically disordered.” And while I haven’t participated in homosexual acts, I can’t imagine why they’d be any less tidy than heterosexual acts. Thomas Aquinas, if you happen to go udders up in such a state you’re-and I believe this is a direct quote, translated from the original Latin-“fucked sideways.” For those of you who weren’t raised Catholic, you should know you should know that dying in a state of mortal sin is a pretty big deal.Īccording to the great doctors of the Catholic Church, including St. ” But it’s only a mortal sin if you’re doing it right. The catechism calls it “ an intrinsically and gravely disordered action. Masturbation is still a big no-no, according to the Catholic Church.